All about Chris

I convinced Chris to contribute to the blog, so here it is:

I am: patient to the point of passiveness.
I think: lawyers are for the guilty.
I know: global warming is a Democratic platform.
I want: a vacation home, garage, hayabusa, outdoor kitchen…
I have: everything I need.
I wish: I could be a stay at home dad.
I hate: Valero.
I miss: days when cops were at donut shops…not schools.
I fear: Obama will be assassinated (if elected).
I feel: underwhelmed with a sense of urgency.
I hear: some but ignore most.
I smell: like Lee Hyde.
I crave: Cherry Coke Zero.
I search: for humor in life.
I wonder: how ugly parents have beautiful children.
I regret: nothing.
I love: my Kimbo.
I care: for people who try their best.
I always: tell the truth.
I am not: quick.
I believe: dessert should be eaten first.
I dance: whenever I can.
I sing: when I know the words.
I don't always: eat it all because it tastes so good.
I fight: when I have no other option.
I write: memos.
I lose: at all games against my kids.
I win: when I initiate a bet.
I never: say something false to make someone feel better.
I listen: when necessary.
I can usually be found: on the toilet reading the Bible.
I am scared: of driving after 10pm on Friday and Saturday nights.
I need: to be more accepting.
I am happy about: where I am, what I’m doing and who I’m doing it with.